Sunday, November 20, 2011
Disturbing Dream
In the dream, virus breaks out. I get the virus. I see my own arm in the dream. Its covered in large different shaped pink spots with red spots in the middle. Red spot is where my skin has completely deteriorated and is dissolving. At this point I know this is also happening to my insides, not just my skin. I don't know how I know. I just know. Then I decide to go outside to see whats going on. Moonlit streets are deserted. I try to enter a building. The doors are locked. Then I notice on the front door of this building is a royal blue sign, with white lettering. At the very top of this flyer is a yellow logo of a sun setting with clouds. On the sign it says "Property closed: contamination zone". In my dream I think "why are these signs not red or bright orange?" Usually anything alerting people are red or orange especially if there is danger. Then I realize these signs are on every door of every building. They didn't want people to panic. Hence the blue signs. Blue is a calming color....
The dream jumps back to me at my house. I'm still all spotted as I catch a final news broadcast on the TV. They say they now believe where the virus came from. It came from deep within the jungle of the Congo. On the screen is a picture of Africa, with a red dot, right in the center of the dark green area representing the jungle. There is a picture of a leopard next to the dot. They have now decided to deem this the leopard virus. Not because it came from leopards but because of the asymmetrical spots it forms on your skin when you get it. Dream ends. However my unease does not.
That very morning, only two hours after I woke up from this dream, I turn on CNN. First picture I see is of a volcano erupting. Turns out this is the first time this volcano has erupted like this for hundreds of years. Here's the shitter. The volcano was in Africa near the Congo. Oh yeah, and tons of tourist from out of the county who would otherwise never travel to Africa were in fact doing so just to see this once in a lifetime eruption. All I said was DAMMMNNN...and turned the TV off.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
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Monday, October 24, 2011
New WordPress Site
Monday, September 19, 2011
Things I Learn
Soy sauce and white-out will not mix together. (and they don't smell very good together either)
Monday, September 12, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Bad People Everywhere
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Monday, July 25, 2011
I Hate Videos
#1. The guy from Cake Boss....AND his mom.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Why Kids Are Not Like Cars
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Three Things I Learned While in a Catholic Church the Other Day
#1. On stage there are three very expensive-looking bottles of Scotch located, appropriately, directly above the baptismal-pool, or what my uncle likes to refer to as, the "church's jacuzzi". Now, it is a distinct possibility that these bottles of Scotch are actually just bottles of piss-colored holy water, but I'm going to stick with Scotch on this one.
#2. Ok. Apparently, during the End of Days God will descend upon earth and raise the deceased, giving them eternal bodies. So in my head, End of Days = Zombie Apocalypse. Am I right? I'm just going by what the man said, and what he described was a Jesus-lead Zombie Apocalypse. Terrifying.
#3. The Priest never sleeps. Well, he does sleep but not in the typical sense. Instead of sleeping 8 hours a night, he takes one minute power naps throughout the day and while on stage. I saw this with my own eyes. Granted, the priest's "praying-face" might just look very similar to his "sleeping-face", but I like to believe that a Priest is more efficient than that. So this nap, combined with other power naps throughout the day allows him to dedicate the full 24-hours of his day to Jesus.